I was Driving on My Way to Work When My Thoughts Got Run over by the Train!

Oh my god!  I couldn't believe it.  I was driving on my way to work.  Well, not really to work.  I was on my way to buy a notebook for my new Daily Blog Planner and I had been stopped at the railroad tracks.  I really wanted to get to Walmart.  Pronto.  I was on a mission.

Well, suddenly as I was lost in thought, the train went by and dragged my thoughts away with it.  I suddenly started crying as I saw my precious words getting trampled.  All those heavy train wheels kept rolling over my words.  One of the words was Rose.  I remember that, but the rest of them got crushed.  Flattened.  And now they are buried in death.

Death of my sweet scented words.  I'm in agony and I'm trying to figure out what to do next.  I know when I get that Blog planner I am going to try my hardest to defog my brain.  I wanted to write about that rose.  It had been crystal clear and then it must have passed through my rolled up window.  The rose ghost disappeared.

Well, I should stop crying about spilt milk.  Bloggers Block happens.

What do you do with the wedding presents that you don't want?

What happens if your wedding day isn't perfect?

Are you the one who says no when a couple get married?

How do you want your man to treat you?

If you could travel out of the country, where would you want to go?

Who is your favorite comedian?

Which is your favorite late night show?  (I like Jay Leno or Saturday Night Live)

Who is your favorite author?

If you were to describe which author you are most like, who would it be?

What was your all time favorite novel?  (One I loved was Deeper than the Dead and Secrets to the Grave by Tami Hoag)

If you were to die, which would be the way you would want to go?

What goes through your mind when a loved one commits suicide?

How do you feel if you have to bury your child?

How to get past death

Love Yourself

Till Death Do Us Part

What do your Wedding Vows mean to you?

How to Handle the Difficult Child

How to get along with your step children


Jennifer Jo Fay

Copyrighted January 30, 2012

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http://jennyjofaypaperdolls.blogspot.com/  The Authentic Life
http://mommiedearest101.blogspot.com/  Mommie Dearest 101
jenniferjofaypaperdolls.net  My Paperdoll Website
http://jennyjofayfancyphotography.com/  Wordpress  where I am writing my new novels
http://prolificpoetrychick.blogspot.com/
http://yourstrulycraftygal.blogspot.com/ 
http://jenniferpaperdolls.blogspot.com/  The Official Paper Doll Blog

If you or anyone you know likes paperdolls, check out the paper doll post on each of my blogs where the paper dolls are for sale.  I would love some sales.

My Words Fell Into My Coffee and they are Gone!

Help!!!  I woke up this morning and I was sitting at my mahogany table and was ready to drink my coffee.  Mind you it is filled with vanilla coffee creamer and lots of sugar.  Well, I was thinking and when I wasn't looking my words accidentally fell into my coffee and I can't retrieve them.  I'm so upset!  It was a good idea too!

And now it is festering in my sweet cup and I'm trying to remember what the idea was.  Crap.  So now I'm looking at my Mary Engelbreit mug and I'm hoping I will be inspired to think up something new.

Those words had to be good too.  It sure doesn't add to the flavor of my hot cup of coffee. Just a spoonful of words that are now quite soggy.

Okay, I will drink it up.  Maybe there will be some magic in that coffee now.  I sure hope so.


What do you want your kids to remember the most out of their childhood?

What was your favorite childhood memory?

Did you have a favorite childhood toy?  Why was it your favorite?

Now what?

You never know

How do you manage your career?

How to get the most out of your job?

What do you highlight on your resume?

How to Write the Perfect Resume

How To Find the Perfect Job

What is your Dream Job?

What do you want most out of life?

What is your pleasure?

When you have sex are your eyes opened or closed?

How would you describe your sex life?

Are you spontaneous or are you organized and predictable?

What do you love the most?

If you were to write about your life when you are older, what would you write about?

How to write your memoirs

Withered Roses

You Need a Leader

How to Land a Job In Todays Tough Market

How to Apply for a Job

How to Handle a Tough Situation

Who do you Think You Are?

Are you the Queen of Sheba or Snow White?

If you could be a famous actress, who would you want to be?

Who is your role model?


Jennifer Jo Fay

Copyrighted January 30, 2012

Audrey Hepburn is one of my favorites.  Katherine Hepburn is my all time favorite.


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http://mommiedearest101.blogspot.com/  Mommie Dearest 101
http://jennyjofaypaperdolls.blogspot.com/  The Authentic Life
http://jennyjofayfancyphotography.com/  Wordpress where I am writing my new novels
jenniferjofaypaperdolls.net  My Paper Doll Website

http://jenniferpaperdolls.blogspot.com/  The Official Paper Doll Blog
http://prolificpoetrychick.blogspot.com/
http://yourstrulycraftygal.blogspot.com/
I have a post for my paperdolls on each of my blogs where they are for sale.  I would love some sales.

The Nasty Cold That Stole My Brain

Yes, indeed a nasty cold has stolen my brain.  It crept in early yesterday while I was watching the Ring at five am in the morning.  And it flew in with a vengence and left me plugged up and unable to write.  My thoughts got buried in Kleenex and while sucking on cough drops and taking uneffective medicine, my words
just ended up clinging to that yellow fly tape that was hanging from the ceiling (it's invisible but it's there).

But anyway, I tried to think up some things to help bring in some phrases and cool titles.  I hope.

Have you ever had a senile moment?

What would you name yourself if you could change your name?

What would your pen name be?

Who is your favorite actress?

Who is your favorite dead one?

What actor makes an egg sizzle on your stomach?

And which one makes the bacon crispy?  And the grease is lingering in your inny belly button.

What is your favorite animal?

If you could own an exotic animal what would it be?

What do you think of the man who set his exotic animals loose?

Protect the endangered species.

Whales

Dolphins

Would you ever want to ride a dolphin?  I wanted to once, but I am not sure if I would dare to do it.

Ring of Endless Light, Madeline L' Engle (my favorite book in junior high)

Jacob Have I Loved, another good book

Do you wish you could pump out a book like James Patterson?

If you would write a novel, would it be romance or mystery?

What comes to mind when you think of poetry?

What is your writing process?

What makes you tick?

If there was one thing you could do before you die, what would it be?

What would you do if you were put on chemo and you lost all of your hair?

How do you find closure when someone dies?

How do you deal with death?

Flower blossoms

Fresh buds

New Bloom

A flower that is always in bloom.  You.


Jennifer Jo Fay

Copyrighted January 29, 2012

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http://jennyjofaypaperdolls.blogspot.com/
http://jenniferpaperdolls.blogspot.com/  The Official Paper Doll Blog
http://mommiedearest101.blogspot.com/ 
http://prolificpoetrychick.blogspot.com/
http://yourstrulycraftygal.blogspot.com/

I have the paperdolls on a post on this blog and these other blogs where they are for sale for anyone who likes paper dolls.  I would love some sales.

What a whirl, what a whirl, what a whirl, my Bloggers Block is melting

That witch flew away with my thoughts and those creepy monkeys are festering in my brain.  They've wiped away all my thoughts and I think I am going crazy.  Help me before it is too late.  I've got to gain control of my words again.

There's a hole in my brain, there's a hole in my brain and I need to go buy some crazy glue.  But when I got to the grocery store and there was no more.  Someone took the last one to repair her broken doll.  So now I'm back home searching for a safety pin instead, but all that is happening is it is putting holes in my pretty paper and I can't find the words.

Maybe if I click my heels three times, I can get back to where I was.  Okay, I'll try.  But does it matter if my shoes are purple instead of red?

How to Get Back on the Horse after you fall off.

Which Black Dress fits best?

Where did I put that little black dress?

Does he really have a little black book?

Who is in that book anyway?

Are you the jealous type?

Does jealousy get the best of you?

What would you rather have?  Chocolate or flowers?

The World Wants to Know

Would you hop on a sinking ship if it has already sunk once before?

What would you do if you were witness to a murder?

And he saw you watching?

Be Careful Who You are Talking to Online

The Scammers Love the Elderly

How Can You Tell When You are Being Scammed?

Why is the Earth Round?  Should it have been Flat?  Why?

What would you do if Dinosaurs Came Back?

If you get a hole in your sock, do you darn it or throw it out?

How thrifty are You?

50 Ways to be Thrifty and Frugal

Are you a hoarder or do you throw things out?

50 Ways to Earn Money Online

How to Surf the Internet

How to Surf Your Way to a Better Blog

Good lord, look at the time!

I'm late, I'm late for a very important date!

Why does the White Rabbit talk anyway?  Is he on acid?

When you think of Alice, what do you really think she is like?

Is Alice an Authentic Soul?

Or should Alice have stayed in the rabbit hole?

Did she love an upside down world?

How would you write a novel about living in an upside down world?

Jennifer Jo Fay

Copyrighted January 25, 2012

What if Dolls could talk?  What would Frozen Charlotte say to you?



If anyone likes paperdolls or knows someone who likes paper dolls, check out my paperdoll post on each of my blogs where my paper dolls are for sale:

http://jennyjofaypaperdolls.blogspot.com/
http://jenniferpaperdolls.blogspot.com/  The Official Paper Doll Blog
http://mommiedearest101.blogspot.com/ 
http://yourstrulycraftygal.blogspot.com/
http://prolificpoetrychick.blogspot.com/ 

Shit My Bloggers Block Does

You wouldn't believe all the crap that happens when I stumble across Bloggers Block.  Yes, it's claimed me and shit hits the fan.  Bloggers Block really knows all the insane things that can rule your world if you don't watch out.  Good lord, I think I see my brain floating away on that flying sandwich filled with jam.  Jam because it is all jammed up of course.

Okay, here I go again trying to lasso my brain back.

How to Overcome Life's Biggest Obstacles

How Can You Learn to Love Again

Did God Take Control of My Heart?

How to Keep Your Love Alive?

Where was the Love?

Did you have to Let Him Go?  Why?

Who Influenced You the Most?

Did your Mother have favorites?

How Do You Find Closure  When a Loved one Dies?

How Do You Grieve?

Does the World Turn Without You?

Are you Lost in the Past?

How Do You Get Back to Where You Once Were?

Did you forget that pigs can't fly?

And what about counting sheep?

What makes them hop over the fence anyway?

Learn to laugh at your mistakes, and be enthusiastic.

What is wrong with your Blog?

How to Blog

Blogging about what you love

How to be a Great Mom

Have lots of kids

How To Decorate Your Kitchen

How to Make Biscotti

How to Host a Tea Party

The Best Hostess that you can be

The Mostest Hostess is the Happy Hostess

The Best Little Hostess in the Pretty Parlor

The Goat ate my Homework and other stories

Gee wiz

Gee Willikers

Mac Gruder Kadiddlehopper (my aunt called me this when I was growing up)

Mr. Ed really went to the Glue Factory?  I'll stop eating glue and paste now.


Jennifer Jo Fay

Copyrighted January 25, 2012

Hmmm... brainfart has taken something from me.  Now, what pray tell was it?  I forgot.


If anyone likes paperdolls or knows someone who likes paper dolls, check out my paperdoll post on each of my blogs where my paper dolls are for sale:

http://jennyjofaypaperdolls.blogspot.com/
http://jenniferpaperdolls.blogspot.com/  The Official Paper Doll Blog
http://mommiedearest101.blogspot.com/ 
http://yourstrulycraftygal.blogspot.com/
http://prolificpoetrychick.blogspot.com/ 

Help! A New Brainfart Blocking My Brain

Ouch.  My head really hurts.  My brain is telling me a new brainfart is taking control.  My mind is like a wasteland.  That damn writers block!  Curse it!  I'm going to call the devil to claim it.  Now! 

Okay, time to think.  There's got to be a blow hole in that brainfart somewhere.  I'll try to find it.


Why is a volcano hot, and my heart is melting?

Lord knows where my mind went today.

Call him and tell him you love him.

It's never too late to love again

How Can You Love Someone Who Hurts You?

Make Him Go

Tell Him to Stop

When the cave falls through, just hold on tight

What Happens When You Get a BrainCramp?

Tell Your Writers Block to Shove It

You know You're Famous When......

You know you are in hell when.....

You know your mind is in the gutter when.....

You know you stumbled when.....

I'm all done with when.....

How to Get Back on the Right Track

Whose Fault is it Really?

Have you ever heard of the Game Called Telephone?

The Last person usually has it completely wrong.

How to Have The happiness you always dreamed of

When The Time is Right, You Will Know It

Love, love and love some more

Learning When to Control Yourself

Maintaining a Good Healthy Diet and Eat What You Love

Learn How to Sacrifice

Love yourself and Everything Else will Follow

Jennifer jo Fay

Copyrighted January 25, 2012

If anyone likes paperdolls or knows someone who likes paper dolls, check out my paperdoll post on each of my blogs where my paper dolls are for sale:

http://jennyjofaypaperdolls.blogspot.com/
http://jenniferpaperdolls.blogspot.com/  The Official Paper Doll Blog
http://mommiedearest101.blogspot.com/ 
http://yourstrulycraftygal.blogspot.com/
http://prolificpoetrychick.blogspot.com/ 

Claim Your Writer's Voice again

How can you get your writers voice back the way it once was?  You know it was lost when you found the wrong key to your journal.  The key wasn't the right fit and your thoughts got stolen from you.  How can you attempt to scrape up your words again and get back on your bandwagon?

Do it now.  Find the stupid key that fits your journal and put it in a safe place for next time Bloggers Block takes control.

I thought I couldn't find mine today, but here I am now with a few new thoughts.

How to Tell When You are Losing the Battle

What Was it that You Couldn't Remember?

Oh, yeah, I left my key overnight in the garden (Next to the peonies)

Watch out for the snake that slithers away with your Writings

Hold on Tight

March to the Tune of Your Own Drum

What Defines a Hole in the Wall?

How Can You Tell When You are Back on the Train?

Better Blogs Just Take More Time to Be Well Seasoned

A Better Blog?  What's That?

How Can I Tell that You aren't Lying?

Can I really Trust You?

How to Love Your Man

When will it stop?

Where did the Echo Go?

How Big Is My Brain, Really?

I forgot to take out the Trash

There's Trash in my Brain

Save the Trash For a Rainy Day

Is it Trash or is it Gold?

What Did You Find Useful Today?

What Do You Remember Most out of Life?

Jennifer Jo Fay

Copyrighted January 25, 2012

How Come So Little Sand?

What happened to Dorothy's Hour Glass?  Did someone glue it back together?

Yeah, and so are the Days of our Lives.  And if we miss it all summer, we can still get back to where we left off.

Same with writing a novel.  It will always wait for you.  Unless your dog really ate it.  Did he?




If anyone likes paperdolls or knows someone who likes paper dolls, check out my paperdoll post on each of my blogs where my paper dolls are for sale:

http://jennyjofaypaperdolls.blogspot.com/
http://jenniferpaperdolls.blogspot.com/  The Official Paper Doll Blog
http://mommiedearest101.blogspot.com/ 
http://yourstrulycraftygal.blogspot.com/
http://prolificpoetrychick.blogspot.com/ 


I would love some sales.

Washed away thoughts and my Writers Block Took Control

All those thoughts seemed to have been washed away.  The ocean waves crashed through and pulled my thoughts away.  I'm sitting here crying now, without a thought in my sunken brain.

Writers Block is here to stay, but I should will it away.  By the Jesus, I will try to reclaim my soul. 

So here goes:

Mother Nature is Also a Cruel Bitch! 

A poor soul without a home

What's in a Name?

Alabama in Turmoil

Sunken Ship and Souls Lost at Sea

Lost Souls

Sorrow Released

Where is Heaven's Gate?

How Can I Make it Up To You?

I Need you

Release Me

Throwing Caution to the Winds

Never Give Up

How To Write a Better Blog

A Path to a Better You

Hold onto the Dream

Dare to Dream

Let the Wind Take You Far

How Far Will You Leap In Order To Love?

Letting Yourself Go

Is the Moon Really Made out of Cheese?

Till Death Do Us Part or Divorce Like the Rest

How Can You Say What You Say, When you Do Something Else?

I Told You So


Jennifer Jo Fay

Copyrighted January 25, 2012

this is the cover i did for my first published mystery, Black Roses.

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If anyone likes paperdolls or knows someone who likes paper dolls, check out my paperdoll post on each of my blogs where my paper dolls are for sale:

http://jennyjofaypaperdolls.blogspot.com/
http://jenniferpaperdolls.blogspot.com/  The Official Paper Doll Blog
http://mommiedearest101.blogspot.com/ 
http://yourstrulycraftygal.blogspot.com/
http://prolificpoetrychick.blogspot.com/ 

OMG Brainfart Approaching My Bloggers Block!

Oh no, I'm experiencing a Brain fart!  My mind is drawing a blank.  Can't seem to think.  Need to come up with a good title for my next blog.  Haven't thought of one yet.

Instead, I spent this morning sleeping in later, going to the library to swap magazines, shopping at Walmart and one of our local used children's stores, Once Upon a Child.  Picked up my valentines card for my boyfriend, some yo yo patterns for quilt making and some dolls and clothing at the child store.

Came back and took pictures of a bunch of things I am going to be listing soon on Ebay, and now am typing and watching my soap opera.

But good lord, I can't seem to think up some good titles for blog posts.  Well, I guess I will get started with the brain storming and kill my brain fart.  Here goes.

Is your Relationship Falling off the Rocks?

What's Your Happily Ever After?

How To Get Along with your In Laws?

How to Have a Successful Marriage

Spam  Who Needs it.

Spam the food

How to Design Your House

So what if Khloe Kardashian isn't Really a Kardashian?

The Kardashian Sluts

The Biggest Marriage Sham

The Poor Kids Caught in the Limelight (The Gosselin children)

What do you think of mothers Exploiting their Children For the Price of Fame?

Webkinz Verses Littlest Pet Shops

Favorite Children's Toys

What was your all time favorite Kid Show?

What do you think of all these Reality Shows?

I'd rather be an Internet Junkie than a Junkie

How to Keep a Well Seasoned Kitchen

Share the Chores

How to Make Compromises


Jennifer Jo Fay

Copyrighted January 20, 2012

One of the flower pictures I took last summer.





If anyone likes paperdolls or knows someone who likes paper dolls, check out my paperdoll post on each of my blogs where my paper dolls are for sale:

http://jennyjofaypaperdolls.blogspot.com/
http://jenniferpaperdolls.blogspot.com/  The Official Paper Doll Blog
http://mommiedearest101.blogspot.com/ 
http://yourstrulycraftygal.blogspot.com/
http://prolificpoetrychick.blogspot.com/ 

Stuck in a Rut?

Stuck in a Rut is hard to get out of sometimes.  We all are jumping on the bandwagon and are trying our hand at blogging.  How do we keep up thinking of great titles and topics to write about.  It ain't easy.

We want to perfect our craft.  We want to come up with popular titles all the time.  So the reason for this blog is because what many of us are experiencing is BLOGGER'S BLOCK.  Our brains got cramped.

So here I go and I am going to try and kick start my brain and yours.


How was your day?

What the Hell were you thinking?

How to get a better Blog

Who are you Really?

Listen to Your Heart

What was your Heart Thinking?

How to Have a Happy Relationship

Prison

Jail bait

What Kind of Candy Would You Be?

If You could be a Fruit (and not Fruit Cake)

If you were to be a Vegetable (and not on life support)

If you could come back as your favorite actor/actress who would it be?

Do you believe in Reincarnation?

What if....

She fell down and collapsed

broken dreams

broken promises

What Ticks You off?

What should Good Manners Mean To You?

Howdy Doody

Favorite TV shows (mine's not Howdy Doody)

Little House on the Prairie (one of my favorites)

What effect did Happy Days have on you?

Were you brainwashed on the Brady Bunch?  (my dad hated that show but we watched it every night like in forever)

Remember hanging your feet of the back of a pick up truck?  I did.  Maybe tells you how old I am.  Keep guessing.  But if you check out a bunch of my blogs, I'm sure I say it somewhere.

How to Perfect Your Writing

A Better Blog, a Better You

How to Tell when your lover wants to leave

What did you expect?

What on Earth?

What?

Oh nuts.

Brain fart.

Obviously there will be some stuff that probably is just plain amusing and will get you thinking about something. 

Maybe some of these will jog a memory.

The Best Things my Mother Taught Me

The Worst Things She didn't Tell Me

Who was your first best friend?

If you could go back in time, where would you go?

If the world is going to end, what are you going to do about it?

My son is planning to gather his friends, sit on the roof and get guns and blow away the zombies and the aliens.  Good luck with that.  Kids are just plain funny.

What is your favorite memory?

What was something terrible that happened to you?

What is this world coming to?

Crap.  And then crap happens.

What are the funniest things your kids say?

Hallelujah.

Knock Yourself Out.

Okay, this should be enough for this first post.

Get thinking and brainstorming.  Come up with other titles for these too if you want.

These are all just suggestions.

And as I was searching online for some ideas I read about some places to brainstorm.

Amazon.com Reviews

and then another one is type in "questions about"  and see what you come up with.  I haven't tried it yet but I think I will check on this tomorrow.

Feel free to check on two of my other blogs. 

http://jennyjofaypaperdolls.blogspot.com/   The Authentic Life  (I just changed my title of this one today.  It was Jennifer Jo Fay's Poetry and Writing Sites, but I thought that that might not have been the best title.  I am wanting to reach a wider audience, seeing as my blog isn't just on art and writing.  I cover a wide range of topics.

http://mommiedearest101.blogspot.com/   This is my Mommie Dearest 101 blog.  Of course parenting, children and also some other wide range of topics.  Maybe relationships.

I have two older blogs with Blogger, but currently haven't been writing anything on them.  They were the first ones I set up, before I knew a thing about blogging.

And I am still fairly new to it.  I've only been active on The Authentic Life for under three months and the Mommie Dearest 101 blog is only three weeks old at the most.

Check out two of the newest posts on that today.  They are both on cleaning out the clutter.  Think Spring Cleaning everyone!

And wake up first with a good cup of coffee.  We can't think if we aren't awake.  Or else that brain fart will be inevitable.

Jennifer Jo Fay

Copyrighted January 19, 2012



If anyone likes paperdolls or knows someone who likes paper dolls, check out my paperdoll post on each of my blogs where my paper dolls are for sale:

http://jennyjofaypaperdolls.blogspot.com/
http://jenniferpaperdolls.blogspot.com/  The Official Paper Doll Blog
http://mommiedearest101.blogspot.com/ 
http://yourstrulycraftygal.blogspot.com/
http://prolificpoetrychick.blogspot.com/