Thursday, February 2, 2012

My kid sucked the life out of me and now I have Bloggers Block

All the kids are home and we are sitting down and getting busy.  Suddenly one of my girls has jumped on me and taken control.  While I am now swinging her back and forth and tickling her, I have also become a victim to Bloggers Block once again.

She keeps laughing and giggling and I can't remember a single word.  And she is a glutton for punishment and wants more tickling torture.  And the longer I tickle, the further away I am from discovering what it was I was going to write about.

Was it something about cracked doll or girls on dope?  I can't remember.  Am I on dope and don't know it?  I've never smoked pot before.  I've breathed it in many times in college when I was in the middle of a smoky party.  Light years ago.

I wonder what writer's dope would be like?  Has anyone ever thought of taking writer's dope?  Maybe they need to invent it.  I would take it.  I wonder if it would be more lethal than crack, methane, heroin or marijuana?  But just imagine if we could take it and it wouldn't effect our bodies but it would help unclog our minds?

Or maybe we should just go for the gusto and drink a container of liquid Drano.  Would that do it?  Please don't try this at home!!!!  Don't drink it.  I'm just playing.

How many energy bars would we need to eat to help us out?  We need more energy right?  Anybody hear about NODIET.com ?  I've been hearing about it on the radio and am wondering what it's benefits would be.  Sometimes losing a little weight and gaining some metabolism and energy can unblock the block in our writer's minds.

Okay, well I'm out of tickling mode and onto some fresh ideas to ignite the tired mind.

Shall we make another go at it?

How to Write more Effectively

Some Natural Ways to Have a Better Nights Sleep

Which supplemental vitamins should you take?

How to deal with the Angry Child

How to Quit Smoking For Good

How to Tell Your Dad to stop Drinking

How to Get Food into Your Picky Eater

What not to Wear

How to Clean out the Clutter in Your Closet

How to Give Your Closet a Makeover

How Do You know when it's for Real?

When Do You Know if the Glove Fits?

How To Tell When Someone is Lying

How to Eat a Way to a Healthier You

When to Take a Break

How Do You Relax and Unwind?

When should You Start an Indoor Garden?

How to Start an Herb Garden

How to Get the Green Thumb in You Planted

What is your favorite Flower?

If you could choose to be a flower, which would you be and why?

Write a poem about pain

Write a poem about  wilted life

Write a poem about your deepest fear

Write a poem about what love means to you

Write a short story about a dream that you remember

nice people verses mean people

How to Get Past the Things that Get The Best of Us


Jennifer Jo Fay

Copyrighted February 2, 2012



If you know anyone that likes paperdolls, check out my paper doll blog post on each of my blogs:

http://jenniferpaperdolls.blogspot.com/  The Official Paper Doll Blog

I've got the paper dolls for sale on a post in each of the blogs.  I would love to get some sales.

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