It was going to be something about the price of beans. Well, as I was walking on the ice, I slipped and fell. And then writers block seemed to enter. Yes, another BRAINFART!
I got off my butt and waited for Jake to walk up and we went inside. And I was minus a cool story. Maybe it was going to be about jumping beans. I can't honestly remember. Maybe it was going to be about some beans I wasn't going to eat later because I imagined myself buying them and I had a dream the night before about beans coming out my nose. Put me on Ripley's believe it or not? Not.
But I will never forget watching some girl on tv sucking a spaghetti noodle through her nose and out her mouth. Disgusting.
So I've come inside with Jake and we are now toasty warm. And I am hoping I can come up with something new. And hopefully the phone doesn't ring again.
Although if it is, maybe it will be George wondering what his wife has been up to. Hopefully she has smartened up and learned not to call the wrong number and spill a juicy secret. I wonder what her name was. I could have looked her up and played private detective and then blackmail her for some money or else I will call George up and spill the beans about his wife and the plummer. I'm in need of some cold hard cash.
Naughty girl. Naughty girl. I just want a plummer of my own. Oh, I already have one. My boyfriend. Well, he's not really a plummer, but I could imagine he's one sometime. Maybe he could be a police officer too! Ha ha.
Okay, anyway, back to thinking of words to brainstorm. Sorry. Got carried away into the gutter that I seem to be in a lot lately. Deprived?
When you fall down, dust yourself off.
What do do about a clogged drain? Call a plummer!!!!!!!!
What do you do when you find yourself thinking of sweet things? (Don't go find a rock and a hard place!)
How to make More Money?
How to make more and more money?
How to get Filthy Rich
Don't Drain Yourself
How to Stay Healthy
How to Get Thin But Not Anorexic
What do you think of the Pitts and all their kids? And she's pregnant again and only 98 pounds! Nuts!
Will Li Lo ever get out of jail and trouble?
Will she smarten up?
Can Li Lo recover her movie career? The way she's going I doubt it.
What will be the future of the sunken ship?
Why do we cry?
What makes you cry?
How to have a Happy Relationship
Never Go to the Grocery Store Hungry (you're gonna spend more)
How to be a Coupon Queen and other things
How Thrifty and Frugal Are You?
50 Ways to Save Money all Year Round
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
Take This Job and Shove It!!!!!
Why did Moses part the Sea? What would have happened if the sea collapsed on them? Write a story on it.
What if all the animals fell out of a hole in the Ark? Nobody knew that Noah got angry in his sleep and stomped on his boat.
Write a story about the moron who nail gunned his brain!!!!!
Then go and write another story about the other moron who fell off his ladder and sliced himself with his saw. Then have them meet each other.
What do you get when one moron meets another? Two morons drinking laundry detergent with some vodka in it.
As you can see, I'm having fun.
May-be I should come write a post after I have had some kahlua with milk. Then again, maybe not.
I might find I'm a louder writer then.
How to tell when you're addicted to love.
Who wears the pants in the house?
Jennifer Jo Fay
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My problem is that I get ideas when I'm driving down the road in the middle of traffic.
ReplyDeleteDo I A) risk hitting someone by digging in my purse for pad and pen or recorder or
B) hope I'll remember but don't by the time I get to a red light which by the way never happens when you want one.
The woes of a writer.
ha ha. yes, the red light gets us too! I wondeer how many writers have ever tried to write on toilet paper. I've written on a paper towel before.
ReplyDeletewonder. typo. How many writers have also been a victim of the occasional typo? My hand is up.
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